diego garcia made A DOPE DATING SIM!!! basically you’re at a party and u have to drink ‘n’ hit on ppl successfully so u can smooch them!! and it stars our friends so the threshold for three’s company-esque situations = mega high!!!
diego pls keep adding to this game because it rulezzz (and also is full of protips for gettin up on yo game, gonna say “b-baack thaat aass zaarf” to some honey next time i’m partyin)
(thx 2 gray for the screencap!)

diego garcia made A DOPE DATING SIM!!! basically you’re at a party and u have to drink ‘n’ hit on ppl successfully so u can smooch them!! and it stars our friends so the threshold for three’s company-esque situations = mega high!!!

diego pls keep adding to this game because it rulezzz (and also is full of protips for gettin up on yo game, gonna say “b-baack thaat aass zaarf” to some honey next time i’m partyin)

(thx 2 gray for the screencap!)

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    heart-rendingly accurate. If you ever wanted...show an alien what human courtship was...
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    this image owns, this game owns, everything owns
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